As prophesied by the Earls before him, The 4th Earl of Sandwich, John Montagu was born of no mother, and was the son of God, who is also himself. In his short time as a mortal on this Earth he took all that was bland, all that was messy, and all that could not be eaten with the hands alone, and from it created a masterpiece. A testament of his love and mercy for mankind. Written in the holy scriptures are the laws governing the Earls almighty creation, and it's profound effects on humanity and morality.
I am hereby calling the first council of crumbriea, in which we will revise the holy gospels of the Earl and produce the scriptures that will lead our children for generations to come. I urge all disciples of the Earl from across his Earth to contribute to his holy word. Add the stories that have been passed down from generations before you, and Earlism shall unite all people until the second coming, where we will bask in his delicious glory.