Not my holy book I don't believe the bible or any other religious books.
I like your answer though
Technically, Jesus is an alien lifeform implanted in a virgin.
There is no Jesus
"No Jesus" huh? Is that the same as the antichrist?
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong.
There are two schools of thought on the Antichrist. One is that if the Antichrist ever collides with the Christ, they'll annihilate each other in a big flash of gamma rays. Sort of like pasta and antipasta.
The other is that my goddamn piece of shit pickuptruck is the Antichrist; and given that I dropped a shit ton of money on repairs recently, I favor that option.
@Steve in the thin air:
"my goddamn piece of shit pickuptruck"
Are people still saying this?
I think most people these days just say Truck.
I wanted to remove all ambiguity about the nature of evil, here.
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To late they got me at birth,and I think everyone has enough information to choose eventually I understand and agree with your point ,kids never have a chance.It now makes sense we have to slow down the damage done to the young.
Can I sue the Roman Catholic Church for the loss of my foreskin at an early age?