I only ask because apparently Satan has a cell phone. Yes! So the Prince of Darkness has come into the 21st century...maybe we could even do face time or skype him! Who knew the evidence for his existence was so obvious all along! I guess we no longer need to be Atheists. The Christians were right. The evidence is in the text messages! Satan is real! I wonder if his phone number is 666-666-6666. Let me text Satan really quick and get Jesus's number.

Source: http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/5630225?utm_hp_ref=uk

The Austrian Times reported that the girl’s soul remains possessed by a demon, which in now firing off indignant texts to the elderly priest.

According to the Mail, Rajchel said, "The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul," adding: "Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are been used like this, however in this case it is clear."

Rajchel referred local news reporters to one of Satan’s texts that read: "She will not come out of this hell. She’s mine. Anyone who prays for her will die." After replying, Beelzebub responded by saying, "Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher."

"Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help" said the priest. It is not known whether The Beast also uses WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger or Twitter.

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I'm fairly certain Satan would favor AT&T, which I've always assumed stands for Antichrist Talk & Telecommunications.

So what's the story here? Is the girl texting him and he blames it on the demon?

This is pretty hilarious, by the way. I love that the thing about Facebook or Twitter was in the original HP article.

Well, the only one that reaches down here in hell is Verizon.



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