How does Moses make his coffee?
A dyslexic priest walks into a bra...
A priest, a rabbi, and a fronkey walk into a bar...
Whats white, sticky and moves across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?
The coming of our Lord
Pilot: We're going down!
Scout Leader: There aren't enough parachutes, we must give them to the children!
Lawyer: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do you think there's time?
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed against the boards.
His fans say that he's (Jesus) a great hockey player because he makes so many saves.
His detractors argue that all his saves are after the game though...so they don't count.
And of course he never wins at sudden death!
A neutron walks into a church.
Priest: You can't be in here!
Neutron: But without me you have no mass.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says "Make me one with everything"