PUNS!

She insulted my apartment so I knocked her flat.

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Permalink Reply by _Robert_ on December 8, 2016 at 6:37pm

I was looking for my shoes and there they were, gone!

Permalink Reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on December 9, 2016 at 1:39pm

@ Robert - I don't think you spent enough time sole searching.

Oh Sorry in advance Strega, I think it is starting to happen to me again!!

Permalink Reply by Strega on December 18, 2016 at 2:49pm
Reg if you think I'm moderating this page, think again. It's all yours :)
Permalink Reply by Doc Feral on December 29, 2016 at 3:48pm

If you only toed the line, you wouldn't have such a footloose problem.

Permalink Reply by Gregg RThomas on December 10, 2016 at 3:28am

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

It's not that I don't know how to juggle, I just didn't have the balls to do it.

Permalink Reply by Beth on December 11, 2016 at 11:54am

I'm addicted to brake fluid. I can stop anytime.

Permalink Reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on December 11, 2016 at 3:10pm

Don’t excuse the pun!

Permalink Reply by Diane on December 11, 2016 at 9:33pm

I just don't have the words to reply to these puns.

Permalink Reply by Tom Sarbeck on December 11, 2016 at 10:13pm
Maybe not a pun, but...
ineffable - too great or extreme for words.
effable - ????
Permalink Reply by Jake LaFort on December 12, 2016 at 5:35pm

shit piss corruption snots...21 assholes tied in a knot

Romulus and Reem Us

Permalink Reply by Daniel W. on December 17, 2016 at 9:58pm

What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?

Jesus can’t be topped.

Permalink Reply by Daniel W. on December 17, 2016 at 10:00pm

Where was Solomon’s temple located?

On the side of his head.

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