Stump the Priest: How did the kids of Adam and Eve have kids?

Priest is asked, if everyone descended from Adam and Eve, how exactly did their children have children? Priest is stumped. Utterly. (via Atheist Media Blog)

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Comment by Morgan Matthew on July 26, 2009 at 1:00pm

Comment by James on July 26, 2009 at 5:38pm
Ha ha! That was great. He was dodging that question more than politicians in a debate.
Comment by JJ on July 26, 2009 at 9:47pm
YES, yes it is important to know how it happened, damint.
Comment by Gaytor on July 26, 2009 at 10:52pm
The priests thoughts are just a theory. If you want to become more well rounded you can read Why Evolution is True. This school board neither endorses or rejects the claims made by either theory.
Comment by Matthew on July 27, 2009 at 12:34pm
What's interesting to me is that in all his biblical studies at seminary, he apparently never even considered this. He never thought..."wait a second, where did all the people come from?"

I once asked this very question when I was in a WELS Lutheran elementary school. I was told that while the Bible doesn't mention that Adam and Eve had daughters, they did. We "know" this because it would be necessary to populate the earth. The Bible just doesn't talk about women much because they weren't important to the story. No seriously, that's what I was told.

When I asked the obvious follow up about the incestuous nature of this coupling, I was told that the rules were different then because of the unique situation. Incest didn't become a sin until later when there were enough people to avoid it. uh huh, sure.

I never really bought it, but didn't think about it much...I was too busy collecting Garbage Pail Kids, or some such. The reasoning still stuns me when I think back on it.
Comment by phuh cue on July 27, 2009 at 4:35pm
What's interesting to me is that in all his biblical studies at seminary, he apparently never even considered this. He never thought..."wait a second, where did all the people come from?"

this is because he wasnt told to think about it.
Comment by DeSwiss on July 27, 2009 at 6:26pm
Did you notice how he "escaped" from answering the question just as fast as his little laughing priestly lips would allow him to?? Then he giggles at the question and jokes about how they "DON'T REALLY KNOW squat about what HAPPENED.

But what he DOES KNOW is how we're all SINNERS because these Adam and Eve people -- the two people that he just told us that REALLY KNEW NOTHING about -- became SINNERS and decided to disobey the BIG SKYBUDDY.

What a stupid, lying ass****. And this is the BEST they can do? This guy is really lousy at this.

It's like they're not even trying anymore..... ;-)
Comment by Newtonslight on July 27, 2009 at 6:37pm
LMAO...
Comment by Mark Placanica on July 28, 2009 at 5:58pm
He didn't answer the fucking question, typical creationist *sighs*
Comment by Herbwoman on August 9, 2009 at 10:16am
I was once told by a pastor that both Adam and Eve interbred with their children. He said incest wasn't a sin back then because the gene pool was so small.

Seriously. And people actually *believe* this crap.

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