Stay away from the man who says who can't stand
Unless you are leaning on him
Trod away from the way that has been paved
And your new life will begin

The preacher said, "When you are dead
You'll go to either heaven or hell."
"No I won't, sir. You're vision is blurred.
Invisible goods don't sell."

Chorus

Indoctrinate your child to be meek and mild
And then a pious millionaire
'Cause making more and more in the business of the lord
Provides for me and mine over here.

Chorus

Why do we pretend religions will not end
Like faiths believed before?
When will we say Jesus' name
I like of Zeus, Horus, and Thor.

Stay away from the man
Who says you can't stand
Unless you are leaning on him