Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

Chuck Missler takes the misunderstanding of evolution to a whole new level.

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Comment by Gaytor on January 23, 2010 at 9:49am
(Sigh) I'm gonna go believe god now. You sir, Mr. Missler, have broken my atheism!
Comment by Wesley on January 23, 2010 at 10:38am
LOL... The very first statement the video makes is a FAIL....
Comment by Wesley on January 23, 2010 at 10:42am
Comfort to Missler... " Hey, you got peanut butter on my Banana." Missler to Comfort. " no YOU got your Banana in MY peanut butter." The Atheist elvis nightmare.. 'Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.'
Comment by Michel-san on January 23, 2010 at 11:34am
You sir, Mr. Missler, have broken my atheism!
Nice comment! I agree.

I love the part where he takes off the foil seal saying "I should... find... new life inside." that was the moment of conversion for me.
Comment by Shine on January 23, 2010 at 12:21pm
"The entire food industry of the world depends upon the fact that evolution doesn't happen."

Wait, what? So a hermetically sealed package containing a processed food product laden with preservatives that sits on a supermarket shelf for a few months somehow contradicts the idea that complex chemical reactions which took place over hundreds of millions of years in a primordial oceanic stew exposed to massive electrical charges then resulted in self-replicating chains of molecules? (I probably bungled that synopsis, oops.)

Is anyone else struck by the hilarious irony of theists lambasting scientific theories as "fairy tales?"
Comment by Shine on January 23, 2010 at 12:51pm
The real irony is a believer in fairy tales is calling science a fairy tale.

Exactly. :)
Comment by Robert E. O'Dell on January 23, 2010 at 12:56pm
He's broken my belief in Mr. Peanut. If he really existed he would certainly not have missed that opportunity to jump from the jar!
Comment by Dan™ on January 23, 2010 at 3:14pm
It all makes sense now. I feel enlightened.
Comment by Mr Good Without God on January 25, 2010 at 6:37pm
I think I just had an aneurism from the amount of stupidity and ignorance I just witnessed. Even when I was at my peak of religious lunacy, I still would have found this argument ridiculous. Excuse me whil I go hit myself in the head with a hammer to try and forget I just watched this....


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