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Wish I had a brother like that. I have 4 brothers. All of them would make some pitiful excuse as to why I don't believe in their imaginary friend.
I had a similar experience burying a brother that was in the motorcycle club I rode with at the time, The family was pushin all their jesus shit and he wasn't that way and we buried him the way we knew he wanted to be buried. it almost ended up in a brawl.
Yeah, that was really badass!
Made a card and put it in my wallet. In big bold letters "Atheist". For just in case I get hit by a car and there's no one left to bury my non believing ass.
My family has standing orders to cremate my ass and dump what's left in a body of water. Maybe I should explain further that toilet bowls do not constitute body's of water, but I think that love thing will preclude such an occurrence.
I"ve actually had this conversation with my wife and kids. No ceremony, no funeral home, no wake. Just get rid of the carcass. I even pondered them renting a helo and flying over some desolate forest in the mountains somewhere, and shoving my lifeless corpse, butt naked, out the helo and considering it a Tibetan Sky Burial. Food for the animals and the worms... But it be fucked up if some unsuspecting hiker came across my half eaten carcass and the authorities got involved. So that idea was icksnayed.
My father was an atheist. He never really said that "hey, I'm an atheist" but when you're goddamning Jesus Christ and the nails that held him up you got issues with the whole belief thing. I cremated him and tossed him in the Caribbean. Myself and my aunt were the only attendees. My aunt said a prayer I just said goodbye and made a joke in the car about the Puerto Rican swimming his ass off right now saying, "wait! I actually wanted a burial!!!"... LOL. Two of his brothers have since followed him into the great beyond and my aunt has flung their ash's in the exact same body of water.
I've told everyone in my entire family that I'm an atheist. So their should be no misunderstanding. If they decide to pray for me then it's on them. I won't be around so I probably won't give a shit. Knowing my kids and my wife they'll probably say "thanks guys but dad he was a stone cold atheist".
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