NewsUndies for October 16, 2009

All the news that shouldn't be news for October 16, 2009: Obama wins Nobel; Gays pressure Prez; Gay Gately Gone!; A Leper Saint?!; Texas to Washington on foot, dragging a cross; 2012 - The Mayan Apocalypse; Indian Baby Train; Software Piracy! Eek!; The Duggars are still breeding!; The kid in the box on the van with the coathanger; Conservatives killing the Republican Party?