All the news that shouldn't be news, including:

Quake reduces Chile to being only a hundred times better off than pre-quake Haiti.
Car makers clamor to recall millions in great industrial -quote- me to! -end-quote-
Senate, others pick on NASA
Supreme Court on Religion: La, La, La.
Ole Miss Re Ackbar Kerfuffle
This Week in Historicity With Ollie Oliphant
Christian broadcaster needs to brush up on pop-culture
Oahu of ice sets sail from Antarctica