All the news that shouldn't be news for Friday, April 9, 2010, including...
A spot of rain puts Rhode Island on the Federal Disaster map.
Undocumented Mexican Earthquake sneaks into Southern California.
Thai Protesters Clearly Not Star Trek Fans
Personhood. It's not what you think
OpposingViewpoints: Collateral Murder
New Great Schism: Catholic Church Breaks Free From Reality
The rain has stopped, and the water runs off