All the news that shouldn't be news for April 30, 2010, including:
FoxNews outraged at voter apathy
Noah's Ark. Again.
Stop the wind turbines... because.
Brett Michaels' Health Scoreboard
OpposingViewpoints: Santa Clara Happy Meal Ban
Fox News: Bare and Phallic
Wait! Was that Dengar?!
Goldmen of the press got no sachs