Benny Hinn makes Over $200 Million A Year Tax-Free, Even Though He Directly Asked For Donations Towards A $36 Million Dollar Private Plane. Oh, And He Pretends To Cure AIDS With A 'Jesus Jacket'.
My first experience with Benny Hinn, was during a a private showing of a tape that had been purchased at just such a Fiasco, sorry Service, by a retired minister, mentioned else where on TA.
During that showing 'Benny', was seen just pointing at the audience, and then that audience falling backward IN MASS! Sometimes it looked like 50+ people. Looks like 'Benny' now needs a jacket, he must be off his game! Does being near retirement age cause loss of spiritual thrust? What will it be next, a club, or pepper spray? I would pay a $1.00 to see that!
After my first experience, it was clear that folks with a Benny Hinn fixation, must be atleast one taco short of a combination plate! Sorry for mixing food and religion!
I wonder what would happen, If an Atheist agent infiltrated such a 'Service' and failed to fall down? Or his head exploaded? Releasing a plague of rats onto the stage, would be a load of fun.
@James Cox - RE: "one taco short of a combination plate! Sorry for mixing food and religion!" The thing you REALLY need to be sorry about, is that now you made me want a taco, and I have none and no way to get any!
Yes sorry. My wife is away for a few days. I think salmon, a new potato, mixed vegs, glass of cheep wine, and a good SF short story for dinner....see atheists can be EVIL.
A taco is easy to make, they can even be cold.
-- IF you have the ingredients, without a taco shell, it's just a pile of carne, con lechuga, cebolla, jitomate y queso - none of which I have, and it's a 20-mile round trip to the nearest town! See what you went and done?!!
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