Here are the lyrics:

We’ve been datin’ since high school, we never once left this town
We used to go out on the weekends and we’d drink til we drowned
But now shes acting funny and I don’t understand
I think that she’s found her some other man

CHORUS

She left me for Jesus and that just ain’t fair
She says that he’s perfect how could I compare
She says I should find him and I’ll know peace at last
If I ever find Jesus I’m kickin his ass

She showed me a picture, all I could do was stare
At that freak in his sandals with his long pretty hair
They must think that I’m stupid or I dont have a clue
I’ll bet he’s a commie or even worse yet a Jew

She’s given up whiskey and takin’ up wine
While she prays for his troubles she’s forgot about mine
I’m a gonna get even I can’t handle the shame
Why last time we made love she even called out his name

It coulda been Carlos or even Billy Ortez
But if I ever find Jesus
He’s gonna wish he was dead

Amen.

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Comment by Johnny on February 16, 2009 at 5:21pm

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