I want to punch her dumb face so hard.
Tags: fox news, mental illness, sandy vagina, stupid news lady
How does 'God' create a hurricane, create life, kill life whole sale, make humans embarrased to be naked, flood a whole planet because of a few thousand poorly trained humans, then expect that thoughs humans would find love in their hearts for him? I guess that about sums it up for me ....
I fuckin hate fox news. Stupid muther fuckers.
So if 'God' is this arbitrary, it seems that a disinterested 'nature' would be equivalent? I very much doubt that such a 'nature/God' would send down a savior to save man's/human eternal soul, then in the next moment crush the crap out of them just out of spite! This, in no way would motivate me to appease such a being. Building a fallout shelter, building large boats, growing exterior body armor, and praying to satan, would make more sense it would seem. Oh well, we take our chances, prepare and prevent, and hope for the best.
God didn't create the hurricane, can't stop the hurricane, yet they pray for.....what again? lol
I did create everything.
Then you got some 'splainin' to do - I need to lodge a complaint about broccoli, and what's your excuse for Rick Perry?
I'm not too impressed with all the complaints I've been getting. I don't need to explain why I do the things I do. Especially when it's broccoli related issues! Everyone should be counting their blessings for the air I created for them to breathe!
Ah, but didn't you also create within us a dependence on breathing air, a chemical dependency for which we must depend on your creation for the chemical? What did you tell Adam, "The first breath is free --"?
And how about 14-year old Mary? Was it, "Come here, little girl - I've got air!"?
You are correct that I did create that dependency. Imagine I was so cruel that I just left the air out, and before everyone suffocates, I would say " jokes on you! I didn't create air!"
I didn't entice Mary with air. I enticed her with candy. Everyone loves candy.
Whats the names of these idiotic news correspondents? Can we go to their facebook pages and twitter and let them know how dumb they are?
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