Comment by Fark Off on December 2, 2009 at 11:51pm

Wow, and he got through that whole speech without cracking a smile! I'd have been roaring. How can people seriously believe this stuff?

Comment by Doug Reardon on December 2, 2009 at 11:55pm

Onan's sin was not that he spilled his seed on the ground, but that he failed to inseminate his dead brother's wife. This guy's a real prick! Raptured? Is that anything like Ruptured? Who is this idiot? The third eagle? I wonder who the other two are? Here is a case study of delusional disorder.

Comment by Christian Thompson on December 3, 2009 at 1:14am

Ya know, sometimes I wish the rapture was about aliens coming down to Earth and taking these idiots away.

Comment by Christian Thompson on December 3, 2009 at 1:19am

I wonder if this racist bastard ever gets laid?

Comment by Paul Tourville on December 3, 2009 at 7:54am

He tells us that we will not be raptured *if we use contraception*... what he fails to mention is that we also will not be raptured irrespective contraceptive use, because there is no god, and therefore, there will be no rapture. Just sayin'....

Comment by AdB on December 3, 2009 at 2:33pm

hang on a minute... so according to this bloke, killing is ok but if you spill your seed, you should get killed (personally by god or by his enlightened minions)? I wonder why god gets so pissed off with spilled spunk..

Comment