Too entertaining not to share...
Given the choice of Gubernatorial candidates, I suggest that Idahoans vote for a wooden pole, or a block of cement. They'll be stepping up in level of intellect.
How does a 'cat' get to be a creationist?
Does it have to do with licking themselves, eating mice, and spiting up hair balls?
I just don't think so....
Guber seems to be a better version of the root than govern. I vote that Florida's Governor Scott shall be called Gubernor Scott. Yeah, that's better.
I'd vote for Harley Brown if only for his enlightened view on gays.
But hey, the cat embodies all the racial colors: white, brown, black, and gray (decaying people), making the cat a kind of Rainbow Party candidate.
After watching that, I spent the rest of the day saying, "BLITZKRIEG!"
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