Crazy Christians 5: 80 foot demons and baby sacrifices

Yes, I have a sick obsession with watching low budget Christian television. I don't know what's wrong with me but I know I'm not alone! In episode 5 we hear ...

Comment by Dale Headley on November 3, 2011 at 4:26pm

   What's the big deal?  Demons 80' tall are perfectly feasible compared to the ridiculous notion that an anthropomorphic being is floating  around in the sky somewhere passing judgment on me, as well as on 7 billion other souls.   I can actually envision huge Hulks, especially a green one I once saw on TV; but tell me how it makes sense that an invisible, magic man (or woman) floats around in the sky creating (or at least permitting) death, destruction, pain, and untold suffering, just so He (or She) can capriciously entertain a select few of our desperate, pitiful prayers in a kind of sadistic, cosmic triage.     Hey, I saw what she's describing with my own eyes; I think its name was Godzilla and spoke Japanese.  But what I don't understand is some special kind of man (or woman) being born of a virgin, turning water into wine, being buried in a cave after having been mutilated and executed on a cross, strolling out three days later, and floating away into the heavens.  Seriously, dude!   This lady is marginally sane compared to your cookie-cutter Christian.  And don't get me started on Mormons.

Comment by Elliott Wendel on November 3, 2011 at 4:30pm

aka the wind.

Comment by Ashik Ibrahim on November 3, 2011 at 6:05pm

Christian Pornography. I think we might have a viable business idea here.  

Comment by Craig Nomazlab on November 4, 2011 at 10:17am

This is the most pitiful, yet hilarious thing I have seen in a long time.

Comment by Thomas Marshall on November 4, 2011 at 12:26pm

"pffft hahahahaha" was my first reaction. By the end of this video, i was just plain sad. People around me wonder why i hate religion so very much. Example a is right here.

 

Comment by Dylan Martin on November 7, 2011 at 1:35am

THAT. WAS. HILARIOUS.

Comment by Brice Roughton on November 10, 2011 at 7:47pm

"they breed babies to sacrifice on Halloween night".glad I can think and type, I'm speechless. 

Comment by Amy L. Cook on November 19, 2011 at 2:48pm

Aparantly, God now owns the Dannon Corporation....

Comment by Amy L. Cook on November 19, 2011 at 2:48pm

A sicko who enjoys making children cry. Sad.

Comment by Danny Sanchez on December 24, 2011 at 10:43am

LMFAO... I love the images of Patric Stewart grabbing his head in frustration

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