Crazy Christian "Learn How to Raise The Dead"

You too can learn how to raise the dead. If you see someone that might be dying or is dead, don‘t call for help. Say, WITHOUT THINKING, “I command you, in the name of Jesus, to come to life, now”

Comment by Meghan McWilliams on August 6, 2011 at 1:29pm

This video is a sort of old, but I just stumbled upon it. I didn't see it on TA so I thought I would share.

Comment by Carol Whitt on August 6, 2011 at 6:22pm
I seem to have misplaced my wand and book on necromancy...
Comment by Ron V on August 6, 2011 at 6:24pm

Thank you for this highly educational piece.

Praise the holy milk jug!

Comment by Ron V on August 6, 2011 at 6:27pm

Wow - he finds a dead woman and his first thought is, essentially - I can't believe you interrupted my preaching- what an asshole.

Comment by Carol Whitt on August 6, 2011 at 6:27pm
I posted the above comment before listening to the video. So I can raise the dead because someone shows me a dead body and I have other things to do. Makes sense.
Comment by Ron V on August 6, 2011 at 6:41pm

He is probably on the church lecture circuit now, teaching people how to raise the dead.

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on August 6, 2011 at 6:58pm

At about 1:05 did he says the leopards are cleansed ?

Comment by Carol Whitt on August 6, 2011 at 7:00pm
LMFAO I believe that's lepers. But if he did say leopards that's even more hilarious.
Comment by Meghan McWilliams on August 6, 2011 at 7:42pm

So she's laying there, ALIVE, and here comes this nut job and shouts some crazy crap at her and then what happened? she jump up and ran away! Smart lady!

 

Comment by Stephen Walski on August 6, 2011 at 8:02pm
This guy is still pondering The floating thumb trick, How his uncle pulled a quarter out of his ear, and just exactly how that chris angel guy does such amazing things.

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