Crazy Christian "Learn How to Raise The Dead"

You too can learn how to raise the dead. If you see someone that might be dying or is dead, don‘t call for help. Say, WITHOUT THINKING, “I command you, in the name of Jesus, to come to life, now”

Comment by Alyssa Curby on August 7, 2011 at 6:25am

I used to have a Pomeranian that had epilepsy. I was probably about 10 and home by myself one day when I noticed he was laying on the ground oddly stiff. He wasn't having a seizure like most people think of them, twitching and jerking. He was completely inflexible as though he had rigor mortis. Now imagine the woman in Uganda. What if she had epilepsy like my dog. She's starting to recover only to open her eyes and see a white man she doesn't know irritatedly yelling at her in another language. I'm not a doctor so I don't know. But then, neither is he.   

Comment by Matt on August 7, 2011 at 11:12am

This totally happened for sure.

Comment by Ben on August 7, 2011 at 12:40pm

I thought he said "raising the debt". Topical!

Comment by Dale Headley on August 7, 2011 at 2:13pm

Now if Jesus could just regrow amputated limbs.

Comment by Tim on August 7, 2011 at 3:11pm

"It is appointed unto man ONCE to die and after that, the judgement.' (Hebrews 9:27)

Comment by Adrian Briggs on August 7, 2011 at 3:35pm

This guy probably thinks True Blood's a documentary.

Comment by Great Dane on August 7, 2011 at 3:45pm

How much is he getting paid to preach this crazy talk?

Comment by William C. Walker on August 7, 2011 at 4:43pm

Boy, I can't wait to try this on someone.  Maybe me, at 85, hey it's worth a shot.

Comment by John Voss on August 7, 2011 at 5:10pm

So tell me again, like I'm a three year old, make it easy for me to understand.  WHY are we supposed to respect this belief?  These people are nuts.

Comment by Breanne on August 7, 2011 at 7:35pm

Oh, my goodness. This is just...wow.

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