You too can learn how to raise the dead. If you see someone that might be dying or is dead, don‘t call for help. Say, WITHOUT THINKING, “I command you, in the name of Jesus, to come to life, now”
I used to have a Pomeranian that had epilepsy. I was probably about 10 and home by myself one day when I noticed he was laying on the ground oddly stiff. He wasn't having a seizure like most people think of them, twitching and jerking. He was completely inflexible as though he had rigor mortis. Now imagine the woman in Uganda. What if she had epilepsy like my dog. She's starting to recover only to open her eyes and see a white man she doesn't know irritatedly yelling at her in another language. I'm not a doctor so I don't know. But then, neither is he.
This totally happened for sure.
I thought he said "raising the debt". Topical!
Now if Jesus could just regrow amputated limbs.
"It is appointed unto man ONCE to die and after that, the judgement.' (Hebrews 9:27)
This guy probably thinks True Blood's a documentary.
How much is he getting paid to preach this crazy talk?
Boy, I can't wait to try this on someone. Maybe me, at 85, hey it's worth a shot.
So tell me again, like I'm a three year old, make it easy for me to understand. WHY are we supposed to respect this belief? These people are nuts.
Oh, my goodness. This is just...wow.
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