You too can learn how to raise the dead. If you see someone that might be dying or is dead, don‘t call for help. Say, WITHOUT THINKING, “I command you, in the name of Jesus, to come to life, now”
Boy, I can't wait to try this on someone. Maybe me, at 85, hey it's worth a shot.
So tell me again, like I'm a three year old, make it easy for me to understand. WHY are we supposed to respect this belief? These people are nuts.
Oh, my goodness. This is just...wow.
Why do you need pics? Can't you hear the conviction in this guys voice? He obviously thinks he raised the dead so you kind of have to believe it ..
Dustin, I command you in the name of our almighty saviours, Russell's Teapot, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorns, to go forth and seek out evidence!
Also, ever notice how religious people sound suspiciously like snake-oil salesmen(and used car salesmen)?
Oh No!!! His message!!! He didn't get to finish his message!!! The dead woman could have waited!!!
This guy is truly sick.
Kyle, I don't think he realise WHY his sermon was interrupted until he actually got there and saw the "dead" woman.
nonetheless: pics or it didn't happen.
Oh, oh, oh, the same exact thing happened with my lovely white unicorn - she died - and I bought her to life again - does that count.
I feel sorry for the Africans he is peaching to - poor buggers.
Heh, to quote from the MMO world: "Screenshot or it didnt happen." I'll actually bet it happened like in the Holy Grail.
Christian: "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"
Villager: "Here you go, got one for you."
'Dead' Villager: "I’m not dead..."
Christian: "He’s not dead yet you can’t expect me to Raise him"
Villager "Oh he'll be dead soon, can’t you do anything?"
'Dead' Villager: "I feel better, I feel happy..."
Christian: "Um...In the name of Jesus!"
*Villager puts the dead villager down and he stands up*
Christain: "PRAISE GOD!"
‘Dead’ Villager: -_-
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