Bible Belt Alabama preacher tries to look like jesus/Charles Manson onkneesforjesus.blogspot.com

Comment by Morgan Matthew on June 18, 2011 at 8:50pm
So the lesson here is, "It is okay to kill someone jesus will change your DNA for you."
Comment by Heather Spoonheim on June 18, 2011 at 9:07pm
It just blows my mind that every single person in that room knows for a fact that this guy is lying and they just choose to suspend their reason and lend their credulity for the sake of supporting their delusions.  I've sat through things like this and had candid discussions with other believers and every single one of them will refuse to ask for a proper ID of the messenger or the receiver of the 'miracle' - and to me that is solid proof that deep down they know it's 100% bullshit.
Comment by Dallas the Phallus on June 18, 2011 at 9:07pm
Yep! Christians seem to love it when bad people get off from being punished by gawd. I can't wait until Richard Dawkins finds out about this new discovery. I bet it will BLOW HIS MIND.
Comment by Dallas the Phallus on June 18, 2011 at 9:09pm

Exactly right Heather. Self-deception is the theists greatest comfort.

Comment by Cameron W. on June 18, 2011 at 11:11pm
This has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard in my life.  That includes people saying they believe in dowsing for corpses.  Then again, god making it so you can get off a murder rap if you believe makes sense.  According to the old testament, he gets off on that sort of thing.
Comment by Kairan Nierde on June 19, 2011 at 12:36am
lol that's funny!  This reminds me of a conundrum I came across as a wee Catholic:  why not live a life of utter debauchery and periodically ask for God's forgiveness, just to cover your bases?  I'm sure some people do this.  Exploit that Grace!  There's nothing like deathbed conversions for serial killers!
Comment by Sarah on June 19, 2011 at 6:19am

Ugh this reminds me actually of something I was taught in high school.

We were learning about bastards in the bible and why they have to be excluded and can't marry. So the reason is, because their parents sinned, it's in their DNA to sin, so they are not allowed to be part of society.

I hate when they try to use 'science' for their twisted beliefs

Comment by Michael on June 19, 2011 at 8:42am
Poor bastards (lol). They always keep us down.
Comment by Bill Lewis on June 19, 2011 at 10:17am
If I go to church, can he change my DNA so I am young and pretty??? again. :) Never mind I would not be able to stand the bullshit.
Comment by Danielle on June 19, 2011 at 10:32am
Oh sheesh, these links are killing me!!! Are they trying to be funny or do they actually believe that guy is intelligent????

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