Comment by DJ on January 5, 2009 at 12:17pm
Kirk Cameron & Ray Comfort - the Laurel and Hardy of theologists.

“Well that’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Banana!”
Comment by Kenndy on January 5, 2009 at 2:28pm
lol... seriously "NON SLIP SURFACE" lol Even the guy laughs a little bit bc he knows that dude is such a douche lol...
Comment by Erica on January 5, 2009 at 6:27pm
I'm pretty sure he just wanted to give that banana a blow job.
Comment by Curtis on January 6, 2009 at 9:33pm
theists never cease to amaze me...
Comment by Zack on January 25, 2009 at 11:09am
hahaha. our worst enemy. well, time for my sunday raping at the church... wish me luck
Comment by Matthew on April 18, 2009 at 3:20am
Do they even know of the double entandra they are flirting with?
Comment by davesnothome on April 18, 2009 at 3:12pm
Actually, monkeys have perfected this simple procedure beyond Ray's illustrated ability - checkout this video and see the correct way a banana eating primate exposes the delicious, albeit phallic, white fruit. There is an additional advantage to the monkey-method, there are no annoying string after it's peeled.
Ironically, even though we emerged from the forest 4 million years ago with our banana peeling skills intact, evolution has misfired in some of our religious cousins.
Comment by Marc Poulin on September 22, 2011 at 6:24pm

I was going to point out the correct way to eat a banana as demonstrated by chimps but it's been done. I do however like that he thinks the stem is the top of the banana, when they clearly grow upside down. If it is such a perfect food, why bother making anything else edible? Why not make the banana contain every single nutrient a body needs? Why not make it grow in every part of the world? Why not make it taste different every time we eat it so we don't get bored of it? Why do they rot after 4 days of sitting on your counter? 

 

And how the hell do they explain watermelon? So delicious yet so 'unhandleable'.

Comment by Boatman on September 23, 2011 at 7:33am

Great!  Now I have to add "Dairy Queen" to places I won't be able to enter without embarassing myself.

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