Prove that Jesus is imaginary in less than 5 minutes

You can prove to yourself that Jests is imaginary in less than 5 minutes.

Step 1: Read 1 Cor 15:3-8

Jesus was buried, he was raised
on the third day according
to the Scriptures,
and he appeared to Peter,
and then to the Twelve.
After that, he appeared
to more than five hundred
of the brothers at the same time....
Then he appeared to James,
then to all the apostles,
and last of all he appeared to me also.
- 1 Corinthians 15:3-8

Three important facts:
1) Jesus proved his resurrection by appearing to people
2) It is OK to appear to people
3) Appearing does not take away free will or harm faith

Step 2 - Read Matthew 18:19-20

Again I say to you, if two of you
agree on earth about anything
they ask, it will be done for them
by my Father in heaven.
For where two or three are
gathered in my name,
there am I in the midst of them.
- Matthew 18:19-20

Two important facts:
1) Jesus is already
here amongst us
2) God will do anything we ask

Step 3 - ask Jesus to appear.

Try this prayer:
Dear Jesus, we know that
you are in our midst
already. We ask you to
physically appear, so
that we may know you
are resurrected. We have
faith that you will answer
our prayer as you promise
in the Bible. In your name
we pray, Amen.

What we know:
1) Jesus is already here
2) It would be trivial for him
to appear
3) It is OK for him to appear
4) He has promised that
he will appear

But he never appears.

How do we explain what we see here? If you are a normal, intelligent person, The explanation is simple. Jesus is imaginary. This fact should now be obvious to you. People who believe in Jesus can try making hundreds of excuses to explain what we see here, but they are all just that - excuses. Jesus is imaginary.

If Jesus were real, he would appear to each of us. He would show us that he is the resurrected son of God, just like he supposedly showed the people in the Bible. The fact that your prayer is ignored shows us exactly how imaginary Jesus is.

It is time for us to state the truth. Jesus is imaginary. The people on earth who worship Jesus are worshipping a being who is no more real than the great pumpkin. It is time for normal, intelligent people to acknowledge this simple fact, and begin dismantling the last great superstition

Comment by Andrew Schatz on August 10, 2009 at 7:12pm
ahahahah, the blip sound effects are from star trek. I see what you did there ;)

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