So a few weeks ago I was riding in the car with my family, going to Brunswick for my cousins graduation party. My family is super religious by the way, so when we were on the road I was looking…

Here's what happened.

I was unloading the car full of beer and chicken wings and chili dog stuff for the next day's Super Bowl party when I got a burning in my chest that felt like really…

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.  It is gratifying to see so many Christian fundamentalists in the room, tonight.  Before I begin, I forgot that I left my elephant outside, and I wanted him to…