Hi JC - I would like you to pass on a message to your Mum, Mary - I would like to thank her so very much, for putting it about that she had a Virgin Birth - how clever is that - I just say I have never had one of those dangly whatsidoover things near me - what can they say. When I say 'Well, it happened to Mary, and it happened to me."  I have used this same excuse/statement three times and it works a treat.  I do get funny looks sometimes, but what can they say :D:D:D

There is a favour I would like to ask you - I don't know if you personally smite people - I know your Dad did, soooo - If I give you a list, a reasonably short list - could you do a tad of smiting. If I only get one smite, could it be my ex please.

Thanks in anticipation.