Oh, I'll be sure to remind you!

Yeah, just dust me off once in a while when you have nothing else to do.  Remember to oil my head!

Also keeps my head nice and shiny.  As long as I don't glitter...

I'm so bloody intelligent I no longer have the need to spell.  And the formaldehyde on the mattress--it's called disinfectant.  No wait, don't try to shower in it...

Hey, thanx for finding it!  I thought that's where the formaldehyde smell was coming from. 

You saw the cat brain at the Mutter Museum.  I'm doing the best I can!

Don't tell my wife I'm talking to you!

Did you say something?

huh?

Hey baby, come here often?