Your Holiday Prayer.

Our Martha (Stewart),
who art in heaven,
Excellent be thy Name.
Thy dinner bun.
Thy pie be done,
On earth as it is nearly seven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our judgment lapses,
As we were drinking a lot of wine when we made this stuffing.
I’m not sure where the temptation,
To put dried apricots in it came from,
That is just evil.
[For thine is the kingdom,and the Packers will beat the Lions and have all the power, and the glory,for ever and ever.]
Amen.

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Comment by Daley on November 28, 2009 at 9:32pm
Hilarious. I love it!

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