"You might be an Atheist"

With all the seriousness going on around I felt the need to add some humor in here.

This is just for fun and encourage all to participate.

 

In a "You might be a Redneck" style...here it is

 

"You might be an Atheist"

 

I will get the ball rolling.

 

If you have a tatoo of Darwin on your shoulder...You might be an Atheist

 

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Comment by Walter Maki on April 11, 2011 at 11:02pm
You might be an atheist when you refer to the bible as emergency toilet paper.
Comment by Tylor D. Connor on April 11, 2011 at 11:12pm
You might be an Atheist if you actually read the bible in its entirety.
Comment by James on April 11, 2011 at 11:22pm

You might be an Atheist if you know who Carl Sagan was and have passages from COSMOS memorized.

 

You might be an Atheist if you call Easter 'Zombie Jesus Day'!

Comment by Walter Maki on April 11, 2011 at 11:27pm
You might be an atheist if you laugh out when James Randi debunks another phony on video.
Comment by Jacob LeMaster on April 12, 2011 at 12:17am
You might be an Atheist if you think Jesus the carpenter is one of the day labourers waiting outside home depot.
Comment by Walter Maki on April 12, 2011 at 12:27am
You might be an atheist if you own a science book that is not from the college bookstore.
Comment by Walter Maki on April 12, 2011 at 12:29am
Sounds like you've been shopping in my neighbor hood Jacob. lol
Comment by Tiago Martins on April 12, 2011 at 3:47am
You might be an atheist if you minimally understood 8th grade biology.
Comment by Tom Margolis on April 12, 2011 at 5:03am
You might be an atheist if a beautiful sunset inspires you to say, "Wow, what a beautiful sunset!" And that's it.
Comment by Laura Zographos on April 12, 2011 at 6:50am

If people look at you strangely when you say ghosts arent real, you might be an atheist!

 

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