When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole
one and prayed for forgiveness.

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Comment by Kirstin on November 23, 2008 at 7:46pm
That actully make alot of sense. Sad really how true it is.
Comment by Atheist Ninja on November 24, 2008 at 12:04am
When I was a kid I used to pray because my parents told me to. I don't think I ever really expected it to work.
Comment by Teagan on November 29, 2008 at 6:05pm
that works for me Gerard :)

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