Comment by Dan on December 17, 2009 at 2:52pm

Put them in you front yard holding signs saying REPENT !THE ATHEISTS WERE RIGHT!

Comment by Laura on December 17, 2009 at 3:01pm

Great idea, Dan, but they're only about 6 inches tall. I suppose I could make a giant spaghetti monster statue that could be holding them in His noodly appendages with a sign reminding people that they should keep the FSM in Chrifsmas, or else. But that would take more papier mache and effort than I have on hand.

Comment by Matthew on December 17, 2009 at 3:45pm

I definitely vote to get rid of them. They're ugly, no one else in your family wants them, and you don't need them. Why keep them?

Comment by Mark on December 17, 2009 at 7:42pm

Take a few pictures of them if they are sentimental and ditch them.

Oh, I had an idea. paint huge gentils on them and put them in "compromising" positions, then take pictures of them.

Comment by Misty: Baytheist Living! on December 17, 2009 at 8:43pm

Use electric tape to make bondage outfits and gimp masks. Put them on display.
The nice part about this is that the tape won't harm them, so if you ever decide to do anything else, it will come right off.

Comment by Meg Gallagher on December 17, 2009 at 9:27pm

Freecycle. Someone out there might want them, even with an orange Mary.

Comment by Aric on December 17, 2009 at 10:27pm

I agree with Misty! That would be pretty hilarious!

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