For those of you who do not know, Touchdown Jesus (or Big Butter Jesus) was struck by lightening and burned to crispy Jesus bits about a year ago. All that was left of the stucture was some charred metal which quickly became known as Terminator Jesus. Touchdown Jesus, though obnoxious, provided a great deal of fun for those of us who regularly travel on I-75 between Dayon and Cincinnati in Ohio. "IT'S GOOD" will live on in my heart until the day I die. 

 

Solid Rock Church has unveiled the replacement statue which will be 51 feet tall. Here is the model. 

http://ht.ly/32QWZ

 

In honor of Touchdown Jesus, I'd like to give this statue a proper name. "Come unto me" just doesn't cut it. Here are my ideas (feel free to add your own).

 

Sleepwalking Jesus

Sobriety Test Jesus

Jesus-shrugs-a-lot

TAH-DAH Jesus

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Comment by Eric Youngstrom on June 12, 2011 at 5:59pm

The fish I caught was this big Jesus.

 

What-me-worry-Jesus.

 

Brothers don't shake hands, Brothers gotta hug Jesus.

 

I like the last one the best but I am biased, Tommy Boy was an awesome movie and it was based in Ohio as well so win-win.

 

Comment by Eric Youngstrom on June 12, 2011 at 6:00pm
Tommy Boy Jesus would be best then for a nmae then, IMHO.
Comment by Loren on June 12, 2011 at 6:00pm
I like the last one too. Well done!

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