Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

A friend of mine just sent this to me and I thought I would share for some laughs!

 

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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Tags: beer, jesus

Comment by Jarrod Payne on January 11, 2011 at 12:30pm
How about beer keeps you in bed on a sunday morning.
Comment by Morgan Matthew on January 11, 2011 at 1:06pm

haha awesome! Imagine if that rule worked for religion:

 

There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

Comment by Gaytor on January 11, 2011 at 1:13pm
If you pray too long at the alter of beer, it just gets tired of you and sends you to the porcelain gods.
Comment by Dan KillerShrew Garrison on January 11, 2011 at 1:15pm
I've found my new religion! Beer!!!
Comment by Jennifer Ulean Breedlove on January 11, 2011 at 1:45pm
Beer, is good but deadly to me.. Unless it is gluten free:) But I agree with your points here!
Comment by Jaume on January 11, 2011 at 2:39pm

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

 

Didn't they have Beer Wars in South Africa a century ago? I even remember there was an 'orange free' state there at the moment, so I can only assume that the war opposed beer drinkers to Tropicana aficionados.

Comment by justin gold on January 11, 2011 at 4:34pm
Good one Sophie = )
Comment by Christopher Stewart on January 11, 2011 at 6:20pm
I like it!
Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on January 11, 2011 at 6:25pm

“Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.” W.C. Fields.

Comment by Adam Weber on January 11, 2011 at 8:15pm
I guess one big difference between God and beer, is that one causes cancer, I wonder which one is that?

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