The Things On Conservapedia That You Did Not Know.

Did you know...

...that the Theory of Relativity is a hoax by Einstein to attack Newton and his Christian basis for action-at-a-distance?

...that most atheists are overweight and almost no Christians are, and that the amount of fat we have affects our intelligence?

...that the only way to destroy a witch is by burning them, yet by outlawing the burning of witches freedom of religion is restricted?

...that the Bible contains scientific material far ahead of its time?

...that "the book of Ezekiel contains descriptions of spaceships and rockets, as they would have been described by someone thousands of years ago."

...that abortions are a leading cause of breast cancer?

...that dinosaurs lived alongside man 6000 years ago?

More "facts" may be found on Conservapedia, "A Trustworthy Encyclopedia."



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Tags: Bible, Christianity, Conservapedia, Conservatism, Conservative, Hoax, Neo

Comment by Bryan B on March 29, 2011 at 10:14am
I am not surprised by any of this except the Theory of relativity  one which makes me think just 'wow'. There really is a culture war and conservatives fundamentalists are going down fighting lol.
Comment by Robert Karp on March 29, 2011 at 10:20am
Comment by Heather Spoonheim on March 29, 2011 at 11:06am is not working for me writing now - I just keep getting server errors.
Comment by sukhdeep on March 29, 2011 at 11:56am
as far as overweight goes, a new study just released just a week ago found more church going people are overweight and they said this is because of free pizza and other stuff they eat at the church which is loaded with fat.
Comment by Arcus on March 29, 2011 at 12:31pm
There is evidence that intelligence and obesity is inversly correlated. There is also evidence that intelligence and atheism is correlated. Thus, atheists should be less prone to obesity than theists.
Comment by Walter Maki on March 29, 2011 at 1:44pm

I had to quit reading those made my mind hurt from all the ignorance.

It's getting close to time to feed my big fat brain :P

Comment by Heather Spoonheim on March 29, 2011 at 1:55pm
Wow.  Are you sure this conservapedia thing isn't just a parody?  I honestly can't even imagine my Pentecostal grandmother taking it seriously.
Comment by Mason on March 29, 2011 at 6:12pm
Of course this is all true. Are you doubting the intelligence of the great minds behind conservapedia? REAGAN'S GONNA REACH DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!

Conservapedia is a pile of nonsensical shit. But it is good for a laugh every now and then.
Comment by Caesar MacEntire on March 29, 2011 at 6:44pm
It's sadly not a parody, I made sure.  I was fooled awhile back by Objective Ministries.  You could perhaps say it is a parody of itself, though.
Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on March 29, 2011 at 9:16pm
Conservapedia is a facepalm the size of the moon.


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