Hey Kids! It's the birthday gift you've all been waiting for... The Intelligent Design Coloring Book, and (according to the cover) it's 100% Fact free! YEY!!! Check out the description:
A child’s life is full of both joys and challenges—the infinite wonder of learning, the literal and figurative scraped knees of everyday life, and, of course, deep, penetrating theological terror.

That’s why Pastor Brett of the Mega-Pheasant Heights Assembly Church has created an activity book that will divert those long lazy hours of idle youth into a soul-saving good time. Inside are crafty puzzles, mazes of wrath, and connect-the-dots! Also, the mysteries of God’s creation are revealed and explored, including, but not limited to: why God sometimes does not answer your prayers; why heterosexual monogamy is demanded of us; and why listening to scientists will end with your corporeal destruction and eternal damnation. You will learn the nature of other “religions” as well as how best to crush them. And then there will be juice boxes.

While tradition states that the path to heaven is paved by knowledge of scripture, the doing of good works, and the conversion of heathens, it has recently been revealed that no one can obtain their eternal reward without first obtaining a copy of The Intelligent Design Coloring Book!

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Comment by David Kenneth Craggs on February 28, 2011 at 2:54pm
Just to warn you now, it is a parody. It has to be. If it isn't then we're doomed!
Comment by Anders Tornblad on February 28, 2011 at 3:07pm
@David Not doomed! Damned!
Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on February 28, 2011 at 5:20pm
Is this a serious thing? Or a parody? O_O
"Mazes of wrath?!"
"Why listening to scientists will end up with your corporeal destruction and damnation?!"
"How best to crush other religious?"
No way this is serious!!
Comment by David Kenneth Craggs on March 1, 2011 at 6:30am

@Skycomet the Fallen Angel

 

I'm pretty sure this is a parody. Check out the authors bio via the link.

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