had a crush on good ol’

“jesus,” but being that he

was all made up, s/he had

to settle for the

“jackhammer jesus,”

a big strong dildo

invented to make one

cum in the name of the

“lord!”---

now, her/his best friend

had always wanted

“buddha,”

but much like “jesus,”

he was fake too, so

s/he had to settle for a

big fat butterball of a

blow up doll,

shaped like that

character &

s/he banged him under a

that bodhi tree---

whilst the horny christian &

the lusty buddhist

were pounding away their

“prayers,”

a jew & a muslim

sat together in a dark basement

straight out of that special

scene in

“Pulp Fiction,”

where Ving Rhames got bent over &

in front of them on that table they

had a few sex toys in the shapes of

sharp pointy stars & crescents---

deciding that the damage done to

the both of them might be so

severe that they wouldn’t be able

to worship their imaginary characters

later in the week,

the two put on the muhammad &

moses masks that they’d bought for

each other earlier that day &

began to french kiss through the holes

whilst groping in the leather suits,

bringing together civilizations which

for all this time had been at war

before this dawn of sloppy

sex.

 

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