I was seeing this girl who was kind of odd; she had pen nibs instead of nipples.

During sex she'd write things in blue all over my duvet. The first night she wrote: The ironsmith fashions it and works it over the coals, he shapes it with hammers and forges it with his strong arm: he becomes hungry and his strength fails, he drinks no

The second night she wrote: water and is faint. The carpenter stretches a line, he marks it out with a pencil: he fashions it with planes and marks it with a compass; he shapes it into the figure of a man and with the beauty of a man, to dwell in a house. He cuts down cedars; or he chooses to holm tree or an oak and lets it grow strong among the trees

I couldn't tell if she did it on purpose or not. She said she wasn't aware of it. It cost me a fortune in dry-cleaning bills.

Anyway we stopped going out when she came over one day and found of the forest; he plants a cedar and the rain nourishes it. Then it becomes fuel for a man; he takes part of it and warms himself, he kindles a fire and bakes bread; also he makes a god and worships it. Half of it burns in the fire; over the other half he eats flesh, he roasts meat and is satisfied; also he warms himself and says written on my duvet. It was in red. Her sister had written it.

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Comment by bob spencer on December 26, 2011 at 3:52pm

Don't worry its just as simple twist of fate as Dylan says.Get rid of her. sounds like her sister might fancy you though. what she like?

Comment by Luis Contreras on December 27, 2011 at 3:31am

I'm trying to make sense of this.... am i missing something? is this an inside joke or what? Apart from the sister thing i mean.

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