think of the state of boredom

in which 45% of americans exist,

wherein they believe their lives are

exciting enough

to have “ghosts” visit them from

“beyond”…

 

understand that the demonologist

has read all the works of fiction &

uses them to “combat” the “specters”

that are conjured up in the heads of these

bored

bored

bored

americans.

 

just like in the MOVIE

created in HOLLYWOOD,

he rambles biblical nonsense

speaking of “jesus”

in order to

“exorcize” the

“demons.”

 

the power of “christ” compels you…

the power of “christ” compels you…

the power of “christ” compels you…

 

is there any coincidence that

these bored individuals have lived in the

SAME HOUSE

in the

SAME TOWN

working at the

SAME JOB

for decades?

 

might not these mighty mundane morons

be making something up in their heads

in order to convince themselves that

their lives are

interesting?

 

the demonologist plays the static sounds,

the “EVP’s”

that the believers think are voices from the

dead

&

he encourages them to spill their emotional blood

out on the table for him to

analyze & get back to them with his assessment.

 

they feel like they are a part of something,

they feel that finally someone is taking their insanity

seriously…

now,

with the lights down low &

the candles out,

the demonologist whispers to himself

“genius.”

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