The anti-ontological argument for God: God is that which nothing lesser than, can be conceived. If you can imagine a god that is impotent, but only exists in your imagination, that is not the least of gods that can be imagined.
A God that really exists, but is impotent is conceiveably the least of all Gods! Ergo, God exists, but he's totally irrelevant!
God exists outside of space and time. Since, in this universe; for something to exsist it must occupy space for some amount of time, God is not part of this universe, Ergo, God exists in La La Land, but not in this universe.