what makes me laugh is what people say when a "liberal" but still muslim person gets sick! they say it's "god's punishment and wrath"!!

but when a religious person of god gets the same sickness, it becomes "god's test of faith, and god tests the people he loves"

hahaha

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Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on December 15, 2010 at 12:13pm

After taking my medicine I felt better - praise the lord.

Comment by Sadly 'M' iCantSay on December 15, 2010 at 12:19pm

yea doone, & i bet if we check the coin, we'll find out that it's all heads :P 

 

Reg, remember that god is in your medicine - praise the medicine.

Comment by Loop Johnny on December 15, 2010 at 12:47pm

LOL!

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on December 15, 2010 at 1:30pm

Yes - we like science even when we are not sick - ha.

Comment by amy on December 15, 2010 at 8:33pm

or when someone has a life saving surgery that dr's operated on for hours, and their family says "praise jesus. i prayed he would save him and he did!" really? it wasn't the dr's at all? would you've sued god if the dr's had really effed up and killed him? no. ugh it's frustrating.

Comment by Doug Reardon on December 15, 2010 at 9:23pm

Our little town of Auburn, Alabama had a natural gas explosion one sunday morning that leveled the main drag.  Fortunately, no one was killed, and I heard over and over how God had worked a big miracle that day!  I would always ask: couldn't he have worked a little one and just plugged the leak?

Comment by Matt Coulthurst on December 15, 2010 at 9:49pm

@Amy: Litigating against God is a fascinating idea. See an Australian movie called "The Man Who Sued God", with Billy Connelly and Judy Davis.

 

Quick premise: Man's boat gets destroyed in a lightning strike. Insurance claims it is an "Act of God". Man sues God claiming church officials as His representatives. Church leaders must either own up to it, or deny the existence of God.

 

Really rather funny in a sedated, quaint manner. (Not a slapstick comedy by any means)

Comment by Sadly 'M' iCantSay on December 16, 2010 at 5:47am

Well, there is evil and tragedy in the world because the lord(jesus/allah/Stewie Griffin) works in mysterious ways.. and miracles happen!

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