Scroll down to see the advice given to children should they come across an atheist in their neighborhood. Yes sireeebob.. gotta get 'em young. Kinda like cigarettes. Anyone know of someone who started smoking in their 30's??
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

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Comment by Reggie on November 30, 2009 at 1:21am
My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him

Catholic? Protestant?
Comment by Reggie on November 30, 2009 at 1:25am
Do as Jay says and you'll find yourself laughing and crying at once. Mostly laughing. I like that they are keeping tabs on us and we deserve "advanced witnessing" techniques. Bwahahahaha!
Comment by Jay Catt on November 30, 2009 at 1:48am
oh man! Im laughing harder.. scroll farther down and take the creation quiz with Professor Giraffenstein !! ( my score sucked..alas)
Comment by Mattress on November 30, 2009 at 1:49am
I was just going to coment on Professor Giraffenstein. What a load of crap. Isn't that page some sort of child abuse?
Comment by Jay Catt on November 30, 2009 at 1:52am
someone went to a lot of trouble making this gag website look legit... it is a gag no? This can't be real.. puleeeeeeze tell me this is a joke.. ( she typed, with her head under the covers and her thumb in her mouth..)
Comment by Jay Catt on November 30, 2009 at 1:54am
Kanga-Jew !!??!! oh why oh why did I hafta stumble across this disturbing website right before hitting the hay?
Comment by Reggie on November 30, 2009 at 1:56am
Poe's Law?

I can't tell, either. Neanderthals were humans with unusual bone growth due to very advanced age and flood-cloud- related rickets?
Comment by Reggie on November 30, 2009 at 2:01am
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Comment by Reggie on November 30, 2009 at 2:03am
Make your own Mr. Gruff the Atheist goat. Children can keep him on their desks and practice witnessing techniques on him in between homework. Mr. Gruff comes with a coffee mug that he can hold. (Do not use mug with Lambuel figure. Lambuel thinks coffee is yucky!) Coming soon: Disheveled Front Yard playset and Darbucks Coffee Den of Iniquity playset!

Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, hobby knife*, scoring tool, glue.
Comment by Reggie on November 30, 2009 at 2:08am
There is no way this can be real.

Cut out this Witness 'Stache for your child to put in their nose... they'll look just like a youth rock minister! When their unsaved friends see it and ask about Jesus, your child will get valuable witnessing experience telling about how great He is! Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, and a nose.

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