I was thinking about a conversation I had with a recent fling of mine. She's a pretty avid christian but we got along by not talking about it. I think this is what made me start to think differently about her and then we stopped doing our thing.
Ignorance is bliss though, right?
Hannah: I use a face wash that's peach smelling and has sand in it.
Jared: Oh yeah I have that too. It hurts. I love it.
Hannah: Haha it's good!
Jared: (being the little fact distributor that I am) Do you know how sand came to be?
Hannah: No...
Jared: It's just seashells that have been crushed up over time. There's other shit in there too, but that's basically what it is.
Hannah: I don't believe that. I'm a creationist.
Jared: What do you mean?
Hannah: God just put the sand there.
Jared: ...really...
Fin.
Now, I know that this type of conversation isn't news to anyone. But SERIOUSLY?! Why couldn't she have just said that god put the seashells there and then over time the water made the sand. Hell, she could have even said that god MADE the water turn it into sand.
But no. God made sand. End of story.
I guess we broke up because I'd rather not have sex with a brain-dead stump.
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