First thing first: How are we doing on the smitings?

 

I had given ample opportunity for smitage: I flew from Portland ME to Columbus OH in January, then drove back across New York (during a Lake Effect snowstorm I'll add!) and didn't even have anything that can remotely be construed as a smiting.  Not a bruise, not a bump, not a fender-bender or so much as a hangnail.

 

Now, when I did get home, Mom tells me that she had her whole @%$#^ church praying for my safe return.  Well that's just wonderful.

 

So, did anyone else get smat upon in my stead?  Let's check in, please.

 

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Comment by Alexander Jason Cherry on February 6, 2011 at 4:35pm
I'm happy to say that the worst "smiting" that happened to me was bad traffic. Though you might be able to argue that my horrible manicure was a smiting.
Comment by Laura Foster on February 7, 2011 at 11:16am

And lo, the Almighty was angered, and he didst to smite Alexander with a terrible manicure.  Thus didst he leaveth a small tip.

 

Yeah, just doesn't have the same oomph as you'd expect from a smiting.

 

What about the rest of you?  Smitings?  Reports of smitings?  Any faces melt?

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