Here in the Ozarks I am beset with God & America country music stations and Christian radio broadcasts. I listen to a local oldies channel and without fail there is the ever present commercials to "Come pray with us and visit the Lord at XYZ church." I was wondering what the reaction would be if I called and asked about buying a "spot" to voice my atheistic stance. Could they refuse my request? If so, on what grounds? I mean it would almost be worth the $500 or so bucks to get some airtime.
The thoughts on what to actually say are entertaining as well. I would be a fool to reveal my personally identity as my personal safety and possessions could be placed at risk. Around here people "filled with the Lord" have next to no patience with the Devil's Keeper.