My luck was in I thought as donna started teasing me, whispering naughties in my ear just before young jack went to bed, the older two were staying overnighgt with boyfriend and girlfriend respectively. As an angry, average sized lump appeared in my clean underwear I started to think of the one linners I would say to have a wee laugh during foreplay before the serious 12 hr marathon was to take place ( i fucking wish ).

Anyway, a very old corny chat up line came to mind and I burst out laughing, donna asked and I told her I thought of asking her if she would like me to take her to heaven and back. We both laughed and donna told me she would tell my xtain friends that I had said that. I came up with another saying and would like your secular sexual phrases to add to my wee list.

I said to donna that I would take her to a atheist upotia and back again, does not sound so good, does not have the same ring to it.

I have babbled on long enough now, time to build a joint, 1cubit by 1 cubit by 1/8 cubit.


dont talk man, ffs, build

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Comment by a7 on December 8, 2009 at 6:43pm
i lkke the reasoning behind them,

tally ho

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