I was still laughing after the 25th random generated Chropra-woo line. My favourites were:

"Eternal stillness results from a symphony of joy"

"The ego transcends karmic creativity"

"Your consciousness projects onto universal mortality"

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Comment by Gallup's Mirror on May 17, 2014 at 4:26pm

I rather enjoy stringing them together and constructing profound essays.

"Eternal stillness results from a symphony of joy as the ego transcends karmic creativity, and your consciousness projects onto universal mortality. 

"Our consciousness is only possible in unparalleled neural networks, which means the unexplainable is in the midst of boundless truth. But the hidden meaning depends on total acceptance of positivity.

"The key to joy is the path to the flow of fulfillment as our wholeness transcends the mechanics of space time events. Qualia projects onto precious boundaries in our hearts. That is why our experiential truth influences descriptions of external reality."

Of course, Chopra himself is the ultimate woo generator. Wind him up and watch him woo!

Comment by James Cox on May 17, 2014 at 6:05pm

I grok, your grok!

I woo, your wow, and raise you one why!

Comment by H3xx on May 18, 2014 at 9:52pm

"The world relies on the progressive expansion of brains" _

I actually got one that is half way true. lol.

Comment by Davis Goodman on May 19, 2014 at 4:17am

"Infinity is the ground of intricate observations"

"Our consciousness depends on an expression of excellence"

"The key to joy is only possible in essential brightness"

Comment by _Robert_ on May 19, 2014 at 7:49pm

"The essence of our erogenous mindset is to expand within the oral traditions"

Comment by Diane on May 21, 2014 at 9:10pm

"Cats are birds."

Comment by Unseen on May 22, 2014 at 1:49pm

"Excellence energy energizes excellence."

Comment by Obfuskation on May 22, 2014 at 2:27pm

"Experiential truth is in the midst of species specific joy"

Comment by Obfuskation on May 22, 2014 at 2:41pm

Curse you Goodman.  I can't stop clicking more of these.


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