I'm sorry for not posting this in one of these two groups where it would be fitting, but this is the easiest way via tiny-ass phone keyboard and no hover feature. :(
I am attending a spring equinox music festival in the bay area (anyone interested? I can get you the invite!)
My offerings for the alter and free handouts to friends will be anti-Easter-EGGS. Instead of fertility symbology, these cage-free, organic hardboiled eggs are going to feature the TA web address and a handful of quotes.
Now is the fun part!
What are your favorite sayings? Any suggestions?
I am also going to promo my friend's band and want a few safe-sex messages, too.

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Comment by Doug Reardon on March 15, 2011 at 7:31pm
"How impossible does something have to be, before you won't believe it?
Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 15, 2011 at 8:00pm
"What's the Easter Bunny got to do with Jesus, anyway?"
Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 15, 2011 at 8:00pm
"Bunnies handing out eggs, makes so much sense, it HAS to be in the Bible"
Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 15, 2011 at 8:05pm
"Celebrate Zombie Jesus Day! Pet a monster bunny and eat a pro-choice chicken's aborted fetus!"
Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 15, 2011 at 8:32pm

"Exodus 35:2 And the Lord said 'Eat this, for through bunny-eggs, you shall find salvation! And all shall rejoice!' "

"Luke 14:26 And thus, Jesus our savior, bestoweth a gift of painted eggs upon his disciples, and with few, the masses were sated!"

"1Timothy 2:9 Upon His disciples, our Savior bequeath gifts of merriment and candy!"

"1Timothy 2:12 Behold! As the stone was removed from the cave entrance, naught was to be found but a large rabbit, and many eggs, adorned in wonderous colors."

These ones ought to lead to an entertaining evening of bible-study... lolz ;)

Anyway, I'll quit messing around and taking up space on your post, Misty... Have a nice night!

 

~Maggie

Comment by Heather Spoonheim on March 16, 2011 at 3:56pm
God is man made!
God who?
How do you spell 'God'? N-A-T-U-R-E
Christianity is just Pagan Atheism
Religion - One book means less reading!
Comment by Heather Spoonheim on March 16, 2011 at 3:57pm
Never trust anyone who only reads one book!

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