Comment by Doug Reardon on March 15, 2011 at 7:31pm

"How impossible does something have to be, before you won't believe it?

Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 15, 2011 at 8:00pm

"What's the Easter Bunny got to do with Jesus, anyway?"

Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 15, 2011 at 8:00pm

"Bunnies handing out eggs, makes so much sense, it HAS to be in the Bible"

Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 15, 2011 at 8:05pm

"Celebrate Zombie Jesus Day! Pet a monster bunny and eat a pro-choice chicken's aborted fetus!"

Comment by Christopher McGuire on March 15, 2011 at 8:32pm

"Exodus 35:2 And the Lord said 'Eat this, for through bunny-eggs, you shall find salvation! And all shall rejoice!' "

"Luke 14:26 And thus, Jesus our savior, bestoweth a gift of painted eggs upon his disciples, and with few, the masses were sated!"

"1Timothy 2:9 Upon His disciples, our Savior bequeath gifts of merriment and candy!"

"1Timothy 2:12 Behold! As the stone was removed from the cave entrance, naught was to be found but a large rabbit, and many eggs, adorned in wonderous colors."

These ones ought to lead to an entertaining evening of bible-study... lolz ;)

Anyway, I'll quit messing around and taking up space on your post, Misty... Have a nice night!

 

~Maggie

Comment by Heather Spoonheim on March 16, 2011 at 3:56pm

God is man made!
God who?
How do you spell 'God'? N-A-T-U-R-E
Christianity is just Pagan Atheism
Religion - One book means less reading!

Comment by Heather Spoonheim on March 16, 2011 at 3:57pm

Never trust anyone who only reads one book!

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