You can go ahead and stop looking because there is no bread to be found on this "sandwich". It's got two pieces of chicken instead of bread! I would even wager that it isn't even real chicken because you can't get a piece of meat shaped like that from a chicken. You just can't do it. It's impossible. However, the fact that the Double Down isn't made from real chicken isn't even my biggest problem with this "sandwich". My biggest problem with the Double Down is that it exists. There is absolutely no reason for it.
The Double Down is just so American. It's got everything we Americans want: it's fried, it's got bacon, it's got cheese, it's got some sort of sauce we don't even know the ingredients for, and it's basically all the same color. Hell, if Obama had deep-fried the health care reform bill and put it in between two pieces of chicken it would have passed without a single no vote!
I can just imagine some 300 pound twelve year old sitting in a KFC saying,"Man, I sure do like the chicken in this sandwich, but I just can't stand the two pieces of bread that are surrounding it. If only there were some way to make a sandwich with two pieces of chicken instead of bread. Of course, that raises the question of what to put in between the two pieces of chicken because you can't just put another piece of chicken there. Oh, I know! Bacon!" Unfortunately for everyone but him, some KFC executive overheard him.
Now, it's only a matter of time before they come up with a line of Double Down "sandwiches" with three, four, or more pieces of "chicken" just like Burger King did with BK Stackers. I can already imagine the Quad Double Down: four pieces of chicken, 8 slices of cheese, a whole pig worth of bacon, and a bucket full of Colonel's sauce. I'm pretty sure anyone who tried to eat that would die before they finished, but that would just be natural selection picking off the ones who are too stupid for their own good.
Now, back to my original point. The mere existence of something as revolting as the Double Down proves that there can be no god or at least not one who is kind.