So I was heading to my part-time job today and I was running a bit late.
On my way towards the campus bus stop, I saw that Campus Pro-Lifers had their gruesome posters up (you know, the ones with dead fetuses and all that...). Next to them were campus pro-choice- a civilized bunch who were simply dissing the living jesus out of those low-lifers. With Christ and all that crap, the low-life pro-life bunch had put on quite the gong show.
So I dashed by and I quickly yelled "You guys aren't pro-life!! Y'all are ANTI-WOMAN!!"
And I heard a loud cheer from the pro-choice group, followed by 3 girls who ran up to me and said "Awww, that was so awesome!!! Here take these condoms. You'll need them" And they handed be a dozen or so which I later distributed to all the vendors I knew in the mall.
My reaction was that of total surprise, followed by a laughter, and the sudden realization that I was late. So off I went with my pants full of condoms.
Quite an awesome day I must say!