So I was heading to my part-time job today and I was running a bit late.

On my way towards the campus bus stop, I saw that Campus Pro-Lifers had their gruesome posters up (you know, the ones with dead fetuses and all that...). Next to them were campus pro-choice- a civilized bunch who were simply dissing the living jesus out of those low-lifers. With Christ and all that crap, the low-life pro-life bunch had put on quite the gong show.

So I dashed by and I quickly yelled "You guys aren't pro-life!! Y'all are ANTI-WOMAN!!"

And I heard a loud cheer from the pro-choice group, followed by 3 girls who ran up to me and said "Awww, that was so awesome!!! Here take these condoms. You'll need them" And they handed be a dozen or so which I later distributed to all the vendors I knew in the mall.

My reaction was that of total surprise, followed by a laughter, and the sudden realization that I was late. So off I went with my pants full of condoms.

Quite an awesome day I must say!


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Tags: condoms, jesus, pro-choice, pro-life, work

Comment by Wendy on April 10, 2010 at 10:29am
Yes, a dead fetus is a disturbing sight. I'd love to see them countered with what an actual live birth looks like. Sure, the baby is kicking & wailing, but the blood & such is still pretty gruesome.

Seriously, I loathe the one sidedness of those pictures. My favorite encounter with those guys was at a stop light. They were shouting their propaganda through a bull horn. The girl in the car next to me laid on her car horn until the light turned green to drown them out.
Comment by Mario Rodgers on April 10, 2010 at 11:58am
So the Catholic Church(might as well pick a scapegoat) is pro-life, but they want to make life irresponsible by saying that birth control is sinful? Riiiiiiight. That makes a lot of sense.

*is guilty of pre-marital sex and using condoms* XD
Comment by Matt on April 10, 2010 at 4:59pm
Clearly I need to find the pro-choice and pro-life booths at my school.
Comment by Chetan D on April 10, 2010 at 8:37pm
PJ. I'm ballin man.

Atheist is the new black.
Comment by Jake W. Andrews on April 10, 2010 at 8:40pm
dude that IS baller. You should have grabbed their numbers!
Comment by Samantha J. on April 10, 2010 at 10:17pm
Pro-Lifers are always fun to hassle. I have a few at my school, and it's always great to see their faces when I say I'm on birth control or something to that extent. (They're too afraid to ask me if I'm lying or not, so they tell me they'll pray for my atheist-condom-using ways. Whatever that means. XD)
Comment by James on April 10, 2010 at 10:28pm
Awesome job Chetan D! I always hate when they drive up and down the main roads around here, with their mobile billboards plastered with those pictures.

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