A monumentous thing happened to me yesterday.
I was ordained.
I am now a Minister for The Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic.
It's a simple premise on which to actually base a church... a church is simply a formalised group of people who have basically the same view on God, right? So why not?
The church isn't made up only of people who define themselves as agnostic, there are weak atheists who accept that gods cannot be disproven, and there are apparently also some deists amongst the clergy. To become a member you simply have to accept the three articles of faith:
1. The existence of a Supreme Being is unknown and unknowable.
2. If there is a Supreme Being, then that being appears to act as if apathetic to events in our universe.
3. We are apathetic to the existence or nonexistence of a Supreme Being.
This doesn't mean that we have to be apathetic about the effect that religion has upon our society, we are not apathetic about our agnosticism.
Find them at http://www.apatheticagnostic.com/